Robin's Corner 

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1. I told my girlfriend that I had a job in a bowling alley.

She asked ‘Ten Pin?’ I said ‘No – permanent’.

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2. I went to buy a watch and the man in the shop asked ‘Analogue?’

I said ‘No thanks – just a watch’.

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3. I went into a shop and asked ‘Can someone sell me a kettle please?’

The bloke said ‘Kenwood’. I said ‘O.K. – where is he then?’

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4. I went into the hardware shop and asked for some nails. The bloke said

‘How long do you want them?’ I said ‘I want to keep them’.

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5. The Underground sign said ‘Dogs must be carried on the escalator’. I

spent ages looking for a dog.

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6. The control tower radioed the pilot ‘Please give us your height and

position’. ‘Well, I’m 5 foot 8 inches, and I’m sitting in the front’.

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7. A snail was mugged by a tortoise. The police asked if he could describe

him. ‘Well, no – it all happened so quickly’.

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8. What did they call Postman Pat after he was made redundant? ‘Pat’.

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9. What is Rupert Bear’s middle name? ‘The’.

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10. I accidentally drank some invisible ink. I’m now in hospital waiting to be seen.

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11. It’s the first year we won’t be going to the Caribbean, because of Covid.

Normally we don’t go because we can’t afford it.

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12. Where are you going for your holiday?’ ‘Seychelles’. ‘O.K. I’ll say ‘shells’,

but where are you going on your holiday?’